The Water-Free Body

I was reading this little article on NPR about common myths surrounding water drinking, and discovered that people are 60% water. When I announced this fact to Michael, he had a great idea: weight loss through total dehydration. We'll be billionaires.

The plan is that we develop a way to extract all the water out of a person's body, and then advertise:

The Weight Loss Sensation Sweeping the Nation!
Lose Up To 60% of Your Body Weight in Seconds!!!*

*(side effects may include extreme death and dry mouth)